Teacher : Sach aur veham mein kya Farq hai.

Santa : Aap jo humko padha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab padh rahe hain... ye apka veham hai.

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!

Sabhi say in dinoon roota howa sa lagtta hoon
mein apnay aap ko aab bay'wafa sa lagta hoon
tamaam raat mein girti hoi havailee mein
diloon say nikli hoi bad'dua sa lagta hoon
mein woh khazana hoon haqdar jis ke duniya hai
hazar hisoon mein banta howa sa lagta hoon
mairi hansi say udaasi kay phool khiltay hain
mein sab kay sath hoon laikin juda sa lagta hoon
chamak raha tha, chehra kissi ke ankh mein
mein aainay mein kissi dosra sa lagta hoon
tamam raat barasti hai, rait par shabnam
mein apnay chand say jab bhi khafa sa lagta hoon.

Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola
"" Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon

Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de.

Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain?
Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai?

Santa: Is operation se mujhe kuchh ho gaya to isi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Jeeto: Aise kyo kah rahe ho?
Santa: Doctor se badla Lene ka yehi 1 rasta hai!

Ek kabutar ne Sante te bitth kar diti. Santa: Oye teri maa ne tainu kachha pauna ni sikhaya?
Kabutar: Saleya tu kachha pa k karda hain?