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Ijunoon
Surprise!!!
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Butterfly!
Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Bhejnewala Gadha, Padhnewala Mahan
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Truck Dekh Kar Tum Kaampte Kyon Ho?
Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell.
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Lady To Inspector Santa…
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Ijunoon
No More, No More
Santa waitin at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Itne Kam Marks?
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Which One Is It Gonna Be?
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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