Gulzar Ahmed

Aik ladki apni dost ko kehti hai dekho yeh anghoothi mujhe mere boy friendnadeem ne di hai mere haath main kitni fit hai.
Doosri ladki kehti hai yeh meri ungli main kafi tang thi chalo acch hoa tumhe poori aa gaye...............

Aik Baar Aik Sikh Aik Punjabi Musalman Se Poochta Hai keh..
Sikh: Yaar Gal Sun Tussi Musle Khatna(Circumsissor) Kioon Karonde O?
Punjabi Muslim: Pra Gal Ae Hegi Ke ""KILLA JADOON VEE THOKIDA AE TE KARH KE THOKEEDA AE""

Jo bhi dukh yaad na tha yaad aya
Ajj kya janiye kya yaad aya
Phir koi hath hai dil par jaise
Phir tera ahd-e-wafa yaad aya
Jiss tarah dhund main liptey huwe phool
Aik aik naqsh tera yaad aya
Aisi majboori kay aalam main koi
Yaad aya bhi tu kya yaad aya
Aye rafiqoon sar-e-manzil ja kar
Kya koi abla''pa yaad aya
Yaad aya tha bicharna tera
Phir nahi yaad kay kya yaad aya
Jab koi zakhm bhara daagh bana
Jab koi bhool gaya yaad aya
Yeh mohabbat bhi hai kya rog Faraz
Jis ko bhoole woh sada yaad aya.

Yakeen na aaye to ek baar pooch kar dekho
Jo hans raha hai wo zakhmon se choor nikle ga

eik bahut hi sharmili aurat hoti
hai.matlab jis tarah ki gaon ki aurtein hoti hein.
us aurat ka eik baita hota hai jis ko woh pyar say munna kahtey hein.
us aurat ka mian ka naam rahmatullah hota ha.woh aurat eik roz namaz adaa
kar rahi hoti ha jab woh aakhir mein salam kahnay lagti ha to woh apney khawand ka naam kah nahin pati sharmili jo hoti ha jab woh salam kahney lagti ha to pata ha kia kahti ha.

asslamoalikum munney kay abba:)

aik din malik nay apnay nokar say kaha kay jab kisi ka naam liya karo toh sahib zaroor lagaya karoor lagaya karo.nokar nay kaha jee bahtar.ek din nokar bagta hua aaya aur kaha aslam sahib kutay sahib nay billi sahiba ko kaat liya hai.