Nasir Alam

dekha jo zulf-e-yaran main ik khagiz ka gulab...hum bhi coat ki jaib main phool luga k chul diye!!..aye wo merey ghur cherey pe powder luga k..hum bhi on k ghur khizab luga k chul diye!!!(meri shairi kaisi)

there were 3 men they were playing with the tigers kids and the tiger starts to chase them so 2 of the men go out from the small gate and one who (who is dumb) and is left behind starts opening the big gate guess why did he open the big gate (because he was fat ) ha ha ha

once upon a time...a man was igniting a fire in some wood by blowing air through his mouth....as he used to blow air through his mouth.....his gas was released from his back. that happened for several times and at last he got too angry with dat and turned his |ASS| to the fire and asked, "" LE!!! TU PEHLEY PHOONK LE"" :)

IK AADMI:
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.

mera aik sawaal hai jo us ka jawab battae ga us ko inaam mille ga..
aik aadme kai pass aik sher aik bukree aur gaas hai aur aik kashte hai...us admee ne darya kai par jana hai laikun woh aik waqat mein sirf aik cheez lai ker ja sukta hai....hub aap batain kai woh kiya tareeqa hu kai woh tammam cheezian aik aik ker ke le jai...?

faqir: paanch rupay ka sawal hai baba
shaikh: puch shaid mujhe jawab aata ho!!!