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Ijunoon
Naujawanon Aage Badho
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage badho
Santa aage nahin badha
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin badhay?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage badho, mein 10ve number pe tha
Santa aage nahin badha
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin badhay?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage badho, mein 10ve number pe tha
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Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
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Ijunoon
Yaar Teri Wife Di Maut Da Bara Afsos Hoya,
Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?
Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.
vaise hoya ki si?
Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.
Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 18:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
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Ijunoon
Sunny Deol Da Phone No Pata Hai...?
Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Phone
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Ijunoon
Automatically Kya Hota Hai?
Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi Ganji Ladki ja rahi ho to
usay kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...
Santa: Oye tenuh eh vi nahin pata,
Jab auto mein koi Ganji Ladki ja rahi ho to
usay kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Ladki
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
If I Die Will U Remarry?
Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I will stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I will also stay with your sister
Jeeto: No! I will stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I will also stay with your sister
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Unknown
Disability Allowances Bhi Mil Jaata..
Santa: I got old age pension by showing Grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete tou
Disability Allowances bhi mil jaata...
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete tou
Disability Allowances bhi mil jaata...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
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Ijunoon
Apne Shaadi Di Movie Si !
Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,
kade mere pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !
kade mere pichchey...
Jeeto: Kehri film si ?
Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Movie
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Ijunoon
'parking For Two Wheelers Only'
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read, 'Parking for two wheelers only'
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read, 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
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Ijunoon
See What A Spelling Mistake Can Do...
See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife:
Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife:
Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
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