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Ijunoon
Drying Sweat
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Waala Tha, Kya Hua?
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Doctor
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Suffering From Cold Was Shivering…
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Raahat
Darling, Years Ago U Had A Figure Like Coke Bottle.
Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
I Got Cheque Cashed From Bank Manager
On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
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Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
What's Difference Between Man & Superman?
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Dusri Side Tera Baap Lagayega Kya?
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
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