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Birla Cement
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Ford & Oxford ?
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
U Tell A Man Something,
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions.""
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Entrance Exam
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa & Banta Got Tired Of Mobile & Decide 2 Use Pigeons.
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Mobile
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Standing On Platform
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
I Don't Believe It!
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
I Didn't Know You Smoked…
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
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