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Ijunoon
Kutte Ka Bhi Ticket Liya Hai.
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Phulon Ki Mala
Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua tou mere liye, nahi tou tumhare liye.
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua tou mere liye, nahi tou tumhare liye.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga?
Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh tou sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Tou phir theek hai doc saab varna
Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Tou phir theek hai doc saab varna
Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
12:35
Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12:35
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12:35
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
'le Karle Number Note'
Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light of the signal and a police whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
He jumped the red light of the signal and a police whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Ijunoon
Vibration Mode
Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu
savair da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai...
His son called a doc.
Doc: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu
savair da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
He's Not My Friend
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Tags: Friend
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Mein Soya Tha…
Jeeto: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi keh mein soya tha...
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi keh mein soya tha...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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