Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Kutte Ka Bhi Ticket Liya Hai.

Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in the theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Phulon Ki Mala

Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai,
success hua tou mere liye, nahi tou tumhare liye.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Doc Saab, Mein Chashma Laga Ke Pad To Sakoonga?

Santa: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke parh tou sakoonga?
Doc: Haan, bilkul.
Santa: Tou phir theek hai doc saab varna
Anparh aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

12:35

Lady: Time kitna hua hai?
Banta: Bra Panties.
Lady: Time poocha hai Nonsense.
Banta: Time hi to bataya hai 12:35

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

'le Karle Number Note'

Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light of the signal and a police whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Vibration Mode

Santa suffering from cold was shivering.
His son called a doc.
Doc: what happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu
savair da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

He's Not My Friend

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour
n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Mein Soya Tha…

Jeeto: Kal raat tumne mujhe neend mein gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi keh mein soya tha...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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