Saeed Sarwar

AIK DAFA TEEN DOST AIK LARKI KE TUTION JATAIN HAIN LARKI KA NAM AISHA HOTA HAI
WO LARKI SE AIK DOST JIS KA NAM MUGHEES
HAI US KI BAAT KARNE JATAIN HAIN MUGHEES DRASAL AISHA SE DOOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HAI JAB AIK DOOSR KAMRAN MUGHEES KI BAAT LARKI SE KARTA HAI TO PATA CHALTA HAI KE LARKI TO KAMRAN SE PYAR KARTI HAI

Dil mera har lamha jisay panay ki dua krta ha,
Misl-e-khushbu meri saanson men basa krta hy,
Us k lehjay se gulabon ki mehak aati hy,
Baat karta hy to waqt ruka
karta hy,
Sochta hoon k ek bar bewafai karun,
Main bhi dekhun k wo kaisay wafa karta hy…

EIK DAFFA EIK AADMI JAHANNAM MEIN PHIR RAHA HOTA HEY KEY US KI NAZER EIK DEEWAR PER PARTI HEY, JIS KEY PEECHEY SEY GANEY BAJANEY KI AWAZEIN AA RAHI HOTI HEIN AUR DEEWAR PER NEELI AUR RESHAM KI TASWEEREIN LAGI HOTI HEIN. US NEY HERAN HO KER FARISHTEY SEY POOCHA KEY YEH KON SI JAGA HEY, FARISHTEY NEY JAWAB DIYYA ""JAHANNAM"". WO AADMI BARRA HERAN HOYYA AUR BOLA AGER JAHANNAM ITNEY MAZEY KI JAGA HEY TO PHIR MEIN JAHANNAM JAWOON GA. FARISHTEY NEY KHA SOCH LO JO EIK DAFFA YAHAN SEY WAHAN JAYYE GA WO PHIR WAPIS NAIN AA SAKEY GA. US NEY KHA MEIN NEY SOCH LIYYA HEY BAS MEIN NEY JAHANNAM JANA HEY.
AAKHIR KAR FARISHTEY NEY TANG HO KER USSEY JAHANNAM BHEJ DIYYA, JAB WO JAHANNAM DAKHIL HOTA HEY TO PEECHEY SEY USSEY EIK ZORDAR QISAM KA KORRA LAGTA HEY. WO [ARESHAN HO KER FARESHTEY SEY POOCHTA HEY ""YEH KIYYA MEIN NEY TO JAHANNAM KI DEWAR KEY PAR TO GANEY SUNNEY THEY MAGER YAHAN TO ULTA HISAB HEY. AGEY SEY FARISHTA JAWAB DETA HEY ""WO JAHANNAM KA ADVERTISING SHUBA THA""

Tumhen bhool jaun ye hota nahi
koi waqt ho dard sota nahi
na ho jao badnam tum is liye
main ro ro ke daman bhigota nahi
ye wo fasl hai jo uge khud-ba-khud
koi dard ke bij bota nahi
ye mana ke tufan ka zor hai
main ghabara ke kashti dubota nahi.

aik mulazim maalik say kahta hai.
janab bahir aik admi saman bechnay wala aya hai.
maalik kon hai woh.
koi monchon wala hai.
maalik nahi jao us ko bolo hamyn monchan nahi chahiye.

Sawal: Pakistan ke Captain par match me sab se zyada kis cheez ka pressure hota hai?
Jawab: agar jeet gaye to English bolna padegi.

Hath Mera Ae Meri Parachaai Tuu He Thaam Le
Ek Muddat Se Mujhe Tou Sujhtaa Kuch Bhi Nahin

Shahar.e.shab Mein Koun Sa Ghar Thaa Na Di Jis Par Sadaa
Neend Ke Andhe Musaafir Ko Mila Kuch Bhi Nahin

Umar Bhar Umr.e.Gurezaan Se Na Meri Ban Saki
Jo Kare, Karti Rahe, Main Puchta Kuch Bhi Nahin

Wo Bhi Shaayad Ro Pare Veeraan Kaaghaz Dekh Kar
Main Ne Usko Aakhri Khat Mein Likha Kuch Bhi Nahin...

Mene samandar se seekha hai jeeney ka saleeqa,
Chup chaap se behna, apni mauj mein rehnaa..

two man were sitting one asked to other if u tell me what is in my pocket i will give u all these eggs, and if u tell me how many they are i will give u all these 12 eggs, and if u tell me whose eggs are these i will give u that hen
other replied it is too difficult question give me any hint