Amna Obaid

Once,ther was hotel.they introduced a new scheme that if anybody eats 100 chapatis then he will not be charged.
An Indian came there and started eating.when he reached upto 90 then the the hotel staff began to decieve him by reducing the number of chapatis.he said that it is not fair and he bvecame angry.he said that we will start again.he he he.............................................................................................................ho ho ho

Aik admi film key director say mila aur bola key mujey filmon main chance dean.Director ney kahaa kyoon kya quality hai tum main .Wo admi bola key muj main sub parindon ki khasosyat hain.Director bola ye konsee badri baat hai ye too bahout say actor kar letey hain.Wo admi ye baat sun kar bahout mayoos hua aur khirki(window)kholi aur phur say urh(fly)gya...ha ha ha

aik pathaan aik plane main pehli time behtaba .woh air hostess ke paas gaya or kaha baji paan daani kahan hai.woh boli go to right side and press red button.woh gaya right side .wahan aik hindoo aurat lal teeka laga kar bethi thi.usnay uska teeka press zor say kia woh chillaiyee AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! OR USNAE PAAN USKAY MOH MAY DAAL DIA

aik mian biwi ja rahay hotay hain kay rastay mein mian ko apni aik purani girl friend mil jati hay woh us ka taruf(intoduction) karatay howay apni biwi ko kahat hain ""hum donoo baray achay dost thay sath uthtay bethtay sathh sath khatay peetay aur sath mein sootay thay"" yeh sun kar biwi ghussay mein ajja ti hay to mian kahtay hain ""han sath sotay thay maggar economics ki class mein ""

ek kanjos tha jis ko phansi ki saza hone wali thi or us ko police wale ne bataya ke thumain phansi dene main sarkar ko panch hazar kharch karne honge itne main us kanjos ne chekh mari or police wale se bola ke do hazar mujhe do main apne ap ko khud marta hoon .

there were 3 men one called bastard the other manners and the third called shit. one day the 3 of them were in a car going out , but later they got in a chase with the police . while they were being chased shit jumped out the car and started running ,manners ran after shit and bastard was left,. later bastard got caught by the police. they asked him "" what is your name ?"" he replied ""bastard"" the police said where-s your manners and he said gone to get shit ! he got arrested for being cheecky with the police.

Jis Nay Dekha Hi Na Ho Ashkon ki Barsaat ka Mousam.............!!

Woh Shakhs kiya Janay Dard ki Lazzat kiya Hai. .............!!