Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Today Is Sunday And I Wanna Enjoy

Santa: Today is Sunday and I wanna enjoy,
so I bought three movie tickets
Jeeto: Why three?
Santa: For u and ur parents...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Movie
 
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Ijunoon

Why Do U Take Ur Wife Only To Night Clubs?

Banta: Why do u take ur wife only to night clubs?
Santa: By the time she gets ready no other place is open...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Wife
 
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Ijunoon

Museum Administrator

Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u have broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay

Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahir khade ho kar
auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne
ka samay 9am to 11am.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Aurat
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

The Surdar Freedom Fighters

There was a meeting of all the Surdar freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab.
Santa Singh raised a point, ""Oye...we'll take Punjab from
India but how would we develop it?"" That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave... ""No problem! We'll attack Amrika,
we will lose and it would take over us and then we would
become a State of USA and develop automatically.""
All the sardars became happy with this very simple
solution but an old sardar was not.
Someone asked him why he was not happy.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Red
 
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Ijunoon

Frog Jump

Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg and said JUMP. frog jumped.
he cuts another leg and say JUMP. .. it jumped. repets for third leg. Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP, frog could not jump.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

I Have Discovered The Origin Of The Word Good Bye

Banta: I Have discovered the origin of the word Good-Bye
Santa: Oh, yeah? What is it?
Banta: Many years ago, some husband said to his wife,
I m leaving u!' and the wife said: Good! Bye!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

He Has Lost His Head

At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

In An Interview

In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Interview
 
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