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Ijunoon
Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai.
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Gurdas Maan
Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein
kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai...
kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?
Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Ijunoon
Santa Went To See A Girl For Marriage
Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Tags: Girl Marriage
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Where's Sukhna Lake?
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Ijunoon
Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Ijunoon
Very Long.....!
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Ijunoon
Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo,
mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi...
mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
If I Die What'll You Do?
Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
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