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Ijunoon

Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear

Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Gurdas Maan

Gurdas Maan: Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein
kitne gaane gaane hain, us hisab se rate lagega?

Santa: 2-3 gaa kar program shuru kar dena, baad mein sharabi
baraat ne generator ki awaaz par hi naachte rehna hai...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Santa Went To See A Girl For Marriage

Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye si.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Girl Marriage
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Where's Sukhna Lake?

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Very Long.....!

Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Mera Vyah Ho Gaya Hai.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo,
mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

If I Die What'll You Do?

Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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