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Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply together. and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.

EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope santa was abserving him, sunddley a star falls seeing that santa shouted,kya nishana lagaya hai

One day Banta Singh--s son came to him and said Dad there is a man outside and wants donations for a swimming pool Banta singh oges out and gives him a glass of water.....

Hey guys and gals hope you will like my joke,as its the first time am submitting my joke on this web.

Jalebi, Honey & Darling
Santa was invited to Banta--s home for dinner, where he noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her --Jalebi--, --Honey--, --Pyaari--, --Darling--, --Sweetheart-- etc.
He was impressed, since the couple had been married almost 40 years.
While the wife was in the kitchen, Santa said, I think it--s wonderful that after all these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names.
Banta hung his head, To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago.

santa singh finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he--s in serious financial trouble. He--s so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for help. He goes into the temple and begins to pray. Oh Bhagwan, please help me, I--ve lost my business and if I don--t get some money, I--m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto. Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. The Sardarji goes back to the synagogue. Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I--ve lost my business, my house and I--m going to lose my car as well. Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!! Back to the temple... My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me?? I--ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don--t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won--t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order???. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts open and the Sardarhi is confronted by the voice of the God: SARDARJI, BUY A DAMN TICKET

Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi - .. heh .. heh

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

BANTA Singh went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw his colourful attire and gold and white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming
NOT Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Singh.So he told Singh, If >you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then maybe I will give you a chance! The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK.
Singh thought for a while and said : I hear the phone GREEN GREEN,GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW ...BLUE--s that ?WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number, lah.... Don--t PURPLEly disturb people and don--t call BLACK, ok ? Thank You.
The Manager fainted.

Santa Singh is the aggresive participant on Kaun Banega..
Amitabh: Santaji, 5 sawal ka jawab diye to Rs. 10,000 jeetiye. 15 jawab par 1 crore! Aapke paas teen lifeline hain. Ek hazaar rupee ke liye aapka pehla sawaal: Who is India--s Prime Minister? A: Vajpayee B: Advani C: Zail Singh D: Amrish Puri?
Santa Singh: Vajpayee.
Amitabh: Sure?
Santa Singh: Yes, sure.
Amitabh: Confident?
Santa Singh: Yes
Amitabh: Absolutely sure?
Santa Singh: Yes Amitji.
Amitabh: Lock kar dein?
Santa Singh: Yes.
Amitabh: Sahee jawab! Aap ek hazaar rupee jeet gaye hain!
Santa Singh: Oye! Saale, ullu mat banaa! Paanch jawab diye hain puray dus hazaar nikaal!

One day a lady came in running into police station where santa singh was police inspector... And she said praji..praji gajab ho gaya
Santa singh asked bhenji ki ho gaya The lady replied mere pati 6 din pehle gobi ki sabji lene bazaar gaye the, aur abhi tak woh nahi laute hain
On that santa singh replied koi gal nahin bhenji, tusi aur koi sabji bana lo.