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Tussi Bass Fail Na Hoeen
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, Tussi bass fail na hoeen.
Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, Tussi bass fail na hoeen.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Admed
Santa & Banta
Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
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Sadda Kachcha…
Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Santa: Sadda Kachcha.
Santa: Sadda Kachcha.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
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Sms / Santa Banta
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Main Aur Meri Girlfriend Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain.
Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Friend
Sms / Santa Banta
Admed
Bante Di Wife Nu Daaku Chuk K Ley Gaye…
Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Wife
Sms / Santa Banta
Admed
I'm Already Married.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.
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Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta
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Javed Khan
Give Me Ur Telephone No.
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
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May 31, 2007 at 03:05
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Phone
Sms / Santa Banta
Raheel Hussain
Gobar Ka Swad…
Santa: Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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May 14, 2007 at 01:05
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Santa Banta
Ahsan Imran
'le Karle Number Note'
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: santa-banta
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