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Tussi Bass Fail Na Hoeen

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, Tussi bass fail na hoeen.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
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Sms / Santa Banta

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Santa & Banta

Santa: Bhai, har roz murge nal roti khaidee hai.
Banta: Yaar, Oh kiven?
Santa: Ik burki aap khaidee aae te ik murge nu paayee di hai.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
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Sadda Kachcha…

Jeeto: Main tang ya. Tusi hamesha Mera Ghar, Meri car, mera beta, bus Mera Mera hi karde ho, kadi Sadda vi keha karo, hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Santa: Sadda Kachcha.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
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Main Aur Meri Girlfriend Shaadi Kar Rahe Hain.

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta Tags: Friend
 
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Bante Di Wife Nu Daaku Chuk K Ley Gaye…

Bante di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye. Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun. Banta 2-kg Amb ley Gaya.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
Category: santa-banta Tags: Wife
 
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I'm Already Married.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…
Santa: Don’t worry darling, I'm already married.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2007 at 05:06
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Javed Khan

Give Me Ur Telephone No.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

· 2 Like · May 31, 2007 at 03:05
Category: santa-banta Tags: Phone
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Raheel Hussain

Gobar Ka Swad…

Santa: Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet: Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai.
Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

· 1 Like · May 14, 2007 at 01:05
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ahsan Imran

'le Karle Number Note'

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
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