Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, ""Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?""
Little Johnny quickly replied, ""Cartoon Network, Ten Sports,
Discovery Channel and Pogo!""

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lo ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !

Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
zamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Wo Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachay zamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maarna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It is a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya tou bahut maar padi thi.