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Ijunoon
Ismein Aur Colour Dikhayiye.
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Banta Zid Kar Rahe C Monkey Dekhan Di...
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di...
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 04:11
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Ajmal
Discovery Channel And Pogo!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, ""Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?""
Little Johnny quickly replied, ""Cartoon Network, Ten Sports,
Discovery Channel and Pogo!""
She called on him and said, ""Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?""
Little Johnny quickly replied, ""Cartoon Network, Ten Sports,
Discovery Channel and Pogo!""
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
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Ajmal
P.c.o.
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
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Ajmal
Life Ko Kaun Zyada Achhaa Bana Sakti Hai, Girlfriend Ya Wife?
Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
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Tags: Friend
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Ajmal
Garare…
Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lo ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lo ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
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Ajmal
Airhostess!
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
zamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Wo Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachay zamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
zamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Wo Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachay zamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
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Tags: Asman Airhostess
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What's The Similarity Between Marriage And 11:59pm?
Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Marriage
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Ek Baat Batani Hai,
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje maarna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It is a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya tou bahut maar padi thi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hoon!
Santa: It is a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya tou bahut maar padi thi.
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Nov 08, 2007 at 08:11
Category: santa-banta
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