Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

Santa:- yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. yeh aids hoti kya hai?

Banta:-
a - ab.
i - iss.
d - duniya se.
s - sasriyakaal.

Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana
rahe ho?
Santa: BEWAQOOF bana raha hoon.

Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga.

Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat.

Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet.