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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh some how managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a whilewhen the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, ""Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck-s goin- on?
Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ridedown there ? Scared Banta replies. ""Yeah, but you-ve got a
driver.

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his
doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and
answered, "" I was ironing a shirt and the
phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."" ""
Oh Dear! "" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. ""But
....what happened to your other ear?"" ""The scoundrel called back

There was this case in the hospital-s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even
thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could
solve the mystery... as to Why the death at 11am?

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil... Just then the clock struck 11... scroll down for what happened...

Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner!

once sardar gee was busy in his office of 20 floors a man came runing and told santa singh your daughter preeto died in an accident sardargee jumped from the window in the shock when he reached at 15 floor he remembered that he has no daughter naming preeto when he reached 10 floor he remembered that he is not married when he was about to touch the ground he remembered he is not santa singh

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KAR RAHHAY THAY.JIN MAIN 1 POILET 1 DOCTOR 1 SCIENTIST 1 STUDENT AUR 1 BABA JI SHAMIL THAY.SUB BUHAT MAZAY SAY JA
RAHAY THAY KAY 1DUM JAHAZ HARAB HO GAYA.JAHAZ MAIN PARASHOT BHI SIRF 4 THAY LIHAZA SAB KO AAPNI AAPNI JAN BACHANI KI PARI HUI THI SAB SAY PAHLAY POILET NAY KAHA ""MUJAHAY AABHI BUHAT SAY JAHAZ AURANAY HEIN MUJHAY JANAY DEN"" us nay parashot bandha aur chilang laga di.phir doctor nay kaha ""mein nay aabhi buhat say marizoo ki jaan bachani ha mujhay bhi janay den"" wo bhi parashot bandh karchala gaya.phir scintist ki bhari aye us nay kaha ""main nay aabhi buhat say tujarbay(experiments) karnay hain doctor aur poilet to aasani say loog ban saktay hain laykin scientist sirf zahen aur samajhdar loog hi banta hein layhaza mujhay bhi janay dein"" yay kah kar wooh bhi challa gya aab student aur babaji bachay thay student nay baba ji ko kaha ""chlo Aao babaji challiya""babaji nay kaha ""ja putar parashot vi 1 vay te mere omer ve pury ho chukey aay ja tu hi chala ja"" student nay kaha ""baba ji parashot 2 nay o scientist jera bara samajhdar bandha si mera basta pa kay tur gya va.

BANTAS SINGH WIFE had a terrible toothache.
if it was my tooth ,,said banta singh,, i would have it pulled out.
if it was your tooth,,,replied his wife,,, i would also have it pulled out

Once upon a time ther were two brother santa singh and Banta singh. After many years Banta was going to meet santa. When he called santa to know here he and how to reach him.
Santa told him his add and instructions when u come to my house Park your house behind my house open the door by kicing with your foot then press the elevator button with right elbow then upstair knock my door with left elbow.
WHen Banta reachedand meet him he asked santa wat was the matter to press and knock with elbows.
guess wat
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Banta tell him that he wanted to make sure you are not coming with empty hands.

A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end of the day.
The crews were gone all day and returned just as the sun was setting.
The foreman asked the leader of the first group how many poles they had installed.
The reply was eleven.
The foreman patted the guy on the back and said, ""Not bad.""
Then he went to Santa, leader of the second group, and asked him the same question.
Two was the reply.
""Two! All you installed were two?! The other group installed eleven!"" The foreman exclaimed angrily.
""Yeah,"" Santa answered, ""But you should have seen how much they left sticking out!""

Once a small child write a letter to santaclause and asks him to give him a brother.
In return santaclause also sends a letter in which he writes dat ""SEND ME YR MOM"".....