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Adel

Saaf Jagah

Santa: oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?

Banta: mandir,

Santa: wo kaise?
Banta: kyounki waha ladki ke pairon mein chappal nahin hoti.

· 1 Like · Jan 04, 2009 at 05:01
Category: santa-banta Tags: Ladki
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

Sabhi Say In Dinoon Rotha Howa Sa Lagtta Hoon

Sabhi say in dinoon rotha howa sa lagtta hoon
Mein apnay aap ko ab bay'wafa sa lagta hoon
Tamaam raat mein girti hoi havailee mein
Diloon say nikli hoi bad'dua sa lagta hoon
Mein woh khazana hoon haqdar jis ki duniya hai
Hazar hissoon mein batta howa sa lagta hoon
Mairi hansi say udaasi kay phool khiltay hain
Mein sab kay sath hoon laikin juda sa lagta hoon
Chamak raha tha, chehra kissi ki Aankh mein
Mein aainay mein kissi dosra sa lagta hoon
Tamam raat barasti hai, rait par shabnam
Mein apnay chaand say jab bhi khafa sa lagta hoon...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

Seat Exchange

Santa: Train mein raat bhar nind nahi aayi,
Upar ki seat mili thi, garmi bahut thi.
Banta: To xchange karna tha
Santa: Kisse karta?
Niche ki seat pe koi ayaa hi nahi.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

Balance Hi Khatam Ho Gya

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar tou missed call lagi
aur jab sahi number laga tou balance hi khatam ho gya

· 1 Like · Nov 19, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

A Man Told Santa Ur Son Is Dead!!!!!!!!

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

No More, No More

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with three women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women and said:
No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more...

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

Lady To Inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa:
My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago,
he has not come back yet!
Santa: Why do not u cook something else.

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Ijunoon

A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for four days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies:
I'm coming daily since four days,
I press the bell but no one comes out

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
 
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Ijunoon

This Is All India Radio!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all India Radio!

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta Tags: Red India
 
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