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Raahul

Idiot

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can not understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Sms / Santa Banta

Raahul

Naukar

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Sms / Santa Banta

Raahul

Heaven

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife are not allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do. That is why it is called heaven!

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Sms / Santa Banta

Raahul

Sharm Ani Chahiye

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Raahul

Fail

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Raahul

Complete And Finish

Santa: What is the difference between `complete and finish`? Banta: When you marry the right person you are complete and when you marry the wrong one you are finished!

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
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Ijunoon

Calculator

Pappu: Dad, how much is 5+5?
Santa: You dumb. You do not know this! Go and get a calculator.

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2009 at 10:07
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Reena

Par Sohni Fir Wee Nahi Lagdi?


Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Jeeto: Thank.....

· 1 Like · Feb 24, 2009 at 10:02
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Sms / Santa Banta

Asim Gilani

Maths Teacher To Santa

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs
in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket ,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

· 1 Like · Jan 21, 2009 at 06:01
Category: santa-banta Tags: Teacher
 
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