Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein tou diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Taan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala mahan...

Santa ne apne nawen jamme bache nu pakdeya
per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!

SANTA : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI,
MAIN QUTAB MINAR TOu GIR GAYA SI...

BANTA"": PHIR BACH GAYA SI K MAR GAYA SI...
SANTA"": PATA NAE ODON MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI...

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya ae.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa e.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni fer v nahi lagdi...
Jeeto: Thank.....