Sms / Santa Banta

Waseem Mughal

Sitting Wid A Dog

Santa Sitting Wid A Dog.
Banta: Ur Dog Bits?
Santa: No!
Banta Sits & D Dog Bites.
Banta (Angriliy): U Sed He Does Not Bits..
Santa: that Is Not My Dog.

· 1 Like · Nov 03, 2009 at 11:11
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Sms / Santa Banta

Churrail Ki Churrail

Santa: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai,
Ladke Mar ke Bhoot Ban Jate Hain.

Banta: Aur Ladkiyan?
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Santa: Chudail Ki Chudail rahti hain...

· 1 Like · Oct 24, 2009 at 15:10
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Sms / Santa Banta

Mobile Bill

Santa : How much is my mobile bill?
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2009 at 20:10
Category: santa-banta Tags: Mobile
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Hold Hands

Santa :Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Banta :It is a formality just like when two boxers shake hands before the fight begins!

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2009 at 20:10
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ahmed Khan

Hosh

Santa: Beth kar unki zulfon ke saye me swarg jesa anand aya.
Banta: Wah Wah Fair?
Santa: Biwi ne dekh liya or shaam ko Hospital mein hi hosh aaya

· 1 Like · Sep 30, 2009 at 05:09
Category: santa-banta Tags: Hospital
 
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Ahmed Khan

Air Hostess To Santa

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK?
Kya aap ko chain nahi hai?
Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

· 1 Like · Sep 30, 2009 at 05:09
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Sms / Santa Banta

Ahmed Ali

Men's Heart

Banta: What`s the fastest way to a man`s heart?
Santa: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

· 1 Like · Sep 02, 2009 at 14:09
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Raahul

Three Friends After Exam.

Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
Category: santa-banta Tags: Friend
 
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Raahul

Larai

Santa aur Jeeto mein larai ho gayi, Santa ghar se chala gaya.
Santa raat ko phone pay: Khanay mein kia hai?
Jeeto: Zehar.
Husband: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

· 1 Like · Jul 26, 2009 at 05:07
Category: santa-banta
 
ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hai.
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