Jokes

aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,

hum saato ne road cross karli

7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo.

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1 Moti Orat Ne Chor Pakra or Os K
opar Beth Gai or Nokar Se Boli Police Ko Bulao
Nokar: Meri Chapal Kaha Hai?
Chor Bola Aby Meri Pehen Le Jaldi Kar

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Larki set krne k 4 Tarike Hain.
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“Shabash jwanoooo” Mulk De Halat Vekho
Te Apne Jazbat Vekho.:D:D….

Teacher: Bijli kahan se ati hai??
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Student: Mairy mamo ke ghar se
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Teacher: Wo kaisy?
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Student: Jab bhi bijli jati hai, mairy papa kahty hain, "Saalon ne phir bijli
band kardi"

Plz Sab meri mother k liye dua kareen..
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Allah unko jildi pyari c bahu ata farmaey :P
Sab bolo AMEEN

Th0usand Sticks
0f a teacher
d0es n0t hurt.,,:)

But

the silence 0f a friend
in the Examinati0n Hall
brings Tears int0 eyes. :( :p

Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

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Doctor: kya aap haklatay hain?
Mareez: Nhi siruf
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo
bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo.. Boltay waqat.
Doctor: Lakh di lanat

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