Jokes

ek aadmi par bijli ki tar gir gai aadmi tarap tarap kar marnay hi wala tha ke usay yaad agaya k bijli to subh se band hai

larka: bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hain, ek jati hai to doosri aa jati hai

larki: rickshay aur larkay ek jisay hotay hain, ek ko bulao to 4 ajatay hain.

My friend sent his marriage invitation from facebook
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I sent him gift from farmville
Sahii Kia Naa? - ||••

"Every walk of life contains Ups & Downs, Roses &
Thorns, "Stones & Mud" .
So my sincere Advice to you is
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"Jutti pa k phirya karo"..

Molvi Mehmaan Sy:
Ap K Liy KADDU SHARIF Pkwaon?
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Mehmaan:
Gunahgar Insaan Hoon KADU
SHARIF K Qabil Nahi
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Aisa Karain Aik Beghairat sa
MURGHA Paka lain..

Quality of good friends
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When I J0KE
They Take iT SERi0USLY
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When Im SERi0US
Hans Hans K FEELiNS Ki DHAJJiYA Ura Dety Hain.. :p :D

aik aadmi doosray aadmi se: mera zikar aaj akhbar me aya hai
doosra aadmi: sach?
pehla admi: yeh surkhi dekho likha hai nah ke mulk ki abadi 20 crore hogai hai.
doosra aadmi: haan likha hai lekin tumhara zikar kaha hai?
pehla aadmi: un 20 crore me me bhi to hoon

ustad ne bachon se kaha ke wo kal ghareebi par mazmoon likh kar layen aglay din aik bachay ka mazmoon kuch is tarah tha

" aik dafa ka zikar hai ke kisi jagah aik bohat hi ghareeb khandan rehta tha, baap koi kaam nah karta tha, maa ko bhi mulazmat nahee milti thee hatta ke un ke tamam naukar aur driver bhi bohat ghareeb thay....

TRUE incident ...

KARACHI "
shersha pull per subha 9 bajy
5 afraad ko jin ka taaluq 1 hi khandan say tha or wo 1 gari say otar kr 2sri par sawar hony lagy thy k
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motorcycle walay Ne
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Salam kiya
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3 afrad ne moqay par hi jawab de diya

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2 ne kaha
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Ye kaun tha?