Jokes

larki larka kiss kar rahay thay kay achanak larka bola hum aapas mein shadi kar lein
lark boli mazdoor ho mazdoori karo factory ke maalik ban'nay ki koshish mat karo

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4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
... 1 TEXAS &

Sardar From PUNJAB UNIVRSITY...

1 Common Question...

What Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light
HRVD: Thought
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye

Sardar: Loose Motions

Bcoz Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed & B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,

It Was All Over.!!!

Us larki k israar par tum ne sharab noshi, ayashi aur awara gardi tark kar di?
"Be-Shak"
To phir tum ne us se shadi kyun nahi ki?
"Mai ne socha itni mushkil se zindagi sudhri hai, to ab usay dobara jahanum banane ki kia zarorat hai"?

Miyan ki goad mai bacha so raha tha.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.

Biwi: Tum itni dair se bachay ko chup nahi karwa saktay.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.

Shohar: Tum ne larki se keh dia hai k agar us ne apni marzi se shadi ki to usay meri Jaidaad se kuch nahi milega?
Biwi: Us se kehne ki kia zarorat thi, Maine larkay se keh dia tha wo us din k baad se nahi aya.

Aik Talib-e-ilm ne MBA ka form bhartay hue choukidaar se poocha.
Janab! yeh university kaisi hai?
Buhat achi hai maine bhi MBA isi university se kia hai.

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...