Jokes

Sardar to Wife: Light nahi hai tu phankha tu chala do
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Wife: Akhir sardar hi ho na, aqal tu hai hi nahi, phanka chalayenge tu moom-batti bujh jayegi.

eik aadmi university ke toilet main gaya ander sit per baitha to saamne likha tha: keh itna zor agar talim per daite to aaj kisi achi sit per hote!!!

Teacher: main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt:
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na

A Big Difference

Between School & Collage:
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In School If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On Last Bench..
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But In Collage If You Were Late,

You Had To Sit On First Bench.. ;-) :-P :D

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Define College Student ... ?

"A College Student Is Not
The 0ne Who Reads The
Book Before An Exam.
But,
Writes A New Book During
The Exam....