Jokes

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

A brilliant marketing statement written
outside a ''Women Shoe Shop''.....
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50% discount if you select in 5
minutes!

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

Baap: Beta koi baat nahe tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha

Beta: Jee Papa, acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nahe ki warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja... "Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ... Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati
Hai..=P:-)

Son : Dad, can you write in the
dark?
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Father : I think so. What do you
want me to write?
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Son : Your name on this report
card.