Jokes

A - U r attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r #Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING

Truth:
Kisi ki Shakal itni buri nhi hoti jitni
uske Identity card me hoti hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Or itni khoobsoorat bhi nahi hoti jitni
Facebook ki profile me hoti hai

#truth #funny

Larka: I Love You.
Larki: Mai bhi tumse i love u kahon to kia karo ge?
Larka: Khushi se mar jaun ga.
Larki: Ja paglay nahi kehti jee lay apni zindagi.

#funny #ilu

1 chota larka bus ki khirki se pishab kr rha tha
1 anty ney dekha or bola
anty: tujhe sharam nhi ati
bacha:anty sharam ko choro
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
presure dekho kitna dur ja rha hai :D :P
!!OwN3R!!

Bacha: Abbu kia aap kisi se pyat karte hain?
Abbu: Haan Tumhari ammi se.
Bacha: Abbu Buhat Chalak ho, ghar mai hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

aik aadmi ki biwi mar gai.
rishtedaron aur doston ne usay chup karanay ke baad poocha: tumhe kuch chahiye .
aadmi: han mujhe mera laptop chahiye
sab ne poocha kya karna hai?
to bola Facebook par status ko single karna hai

biwiyan shadi k foran baad

biwiyan aati hai teer ki tarha, meethi hoti hai kheer ki tarah, namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarah

biwiyan shadi ke chand maah baad

chubhti hai teer ki tarah, kardeti hain faqeer ki tarah, nazar rakhi hai shabbir ki tarah

aik dafa aik bachay ne apnay baap se gadi lene ki zidd ki to baap ne kaha "agar tum imtehaan me awwal aogay to me tumhei gaadi le dooga". iss par bachay ne moo banatay huay kaha iss ka matlab hai k aap kabhi gaadi le kar nahee denge