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Abdul Rasheed

Gahdah Ideal

Doo Larkiyain Appes Main Apnay Apnay Magatir Ki Tareefoo Kay Pool Band Rahi Thi.Akk Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Buhaut Mahenti Hai.Doodri Saihili Nay Kaha Maira Mangatir Tum Haray Mangatir Say Zeyada Mahenti Hai. In Ki Bahas Qareeb Hi Kara Akk Larka Sun Raha Tha Is Say Birdash Nahi Howa. Woo Un Kay Pass Gya Aur Koo Mukateb Kiya Aur Bola Kay App Donoo Kay Mangatir Mana kay Buhat Mahenti Muggar Ajj Kaal Too Gahda Hi Sub Say Zeayada Manhinti Hai. Maira Kayaal Hai Kay App Donoo Ka Ideal Gahda Hi Ho Ga.

· 1 Like · Apr 29, 2021 at 05:04
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Abdul Khaliq

Khan Sahab In U.s.a

Aik khan sahab apne kisi english friend ki dawat per first time america gaye.
wahan pohanch ker unse achi tarah mile raat ko sone ke time unke friend ki wife ne kaha ki khan sahab hamare paas sirf 2 rooms hain aik hamara husband wife ka aur aik ""baby"" ka hum apne room mein to aapko sula nahin sakte aap aisa karein ke ""baby"" ke room mein so jaen.
khan sahab ne kaha ki aap log khwahmakhwah bacha log ko perashen ne kerien mein tv lounch mein hi so jaonga.
wo sab so gae
subah breakfast ke time per khan sahab nashta ker rahe the ki ander se 16 saal ki jawan si larki aaee unke dost ne introduce karaya khan sahab meet her she-s our baby.
khan sahab ne jawab diya ki well meet me i-m ""ullu ka patha""

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 13:04
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Hammad Yousuf

Sycle Ka Pehya

batay ne bape se kaha keh maray dost kee mungnee hai main usay kya tohfa doo
Bape---Bata anghooti dado.
Bata---Jee woh to bahot choti hoti hain
Bape---To phir sycle ka pehya dado.

· 1 Like · Apr 28, 2021 at 05:04
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Abdul Basit

Direct

ek bar ek admi ke pass kuch log aa kar kehte hai keh hum galat kam karne wali women ke liye chanda jama kar rahe hain to us admi ne kaha keh mein un women ki direct madad karta ho.

· 2 Like · Apr 27, 2021 at 16:04
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Madiha Shahid

Paindoo

Akk Dafa Akk Paindoo Shahir Aya Us Nay Market Say Akk Radio Karida.Sales Man Main Kaha Kaha Kay Yai Radio Walayti Hai.Paindoo Radio Lay Kar Khosh Khosh Gao Chala Gya Waha Ja Ker Is Nay Tamaam Logoo Say Kahan Kay Yai Radio Walayti yai Aur On Kar Diya. Radio On Howa Aur Awaz Ayee Kay Yai Radio Pakistan Hai.
Paindoo Bahga Bahga Shahir Gya Aur Sales Man Koo Pakir Liya Aur Kaha Kay T Too Too Kah Raha Tha Yai Radio Walayti Yai Radio Too Kah Raha Main Radio Pakistan Hoon............

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2021 at 18:04
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Shaista Anam

Indain Army

Indain Army K Jawano Ko Army Ki Traning K Doran Traning Officer Ney Unhay Say Kaha Kay Jang kay Doraan Dooshmanoo Per Tut Parna Chayai Aur Apny Waten Kay Lay Jaan Daynay Say Nahi Dirna Chayai.Kaun Sipahi Apni Jaan Waten Kay Lay Dayna Chahata Hai Wo Ak Qadem Aggar Ho Gay Traning Officer Nay Dakha Akk Foji Sub Say Aggay Hai Woo Us Kay Pass Gya Aur Kaha Shabash Jawan In Sub Main Sub Say Zaiyada Bahadur Tum Hi Hoo.Foji Nay Gabra Ker Kaha Sir Main Akk Qadem Aggay Nahi Howa Balkay Yai Sub Akk Qadem Pachay Ho Gay.Main Apni Jaga Per Hi Tha.

· 3 Like · Apr 23, 2021 at 01:04
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Daud Bhatti

Mum

mumma key 4 bachey hotey hain. un key mum ittey phoney kartey ratey hainaik daffa aik bachey ney kaha mum app itney phoney kyu kartey rahtey ho 2 bachey ney kaha kyu key mum ashura kra rahey hain. ha ha ha

· 1 Like · Dec 20, 2018 at 07:12
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Dawood Ali

Chandini Raat

chandini raat thi wo mere saath thi main us k uper tha wo mere neche thi wo meri cycle thi

· 1 Like · Dec 19, 2018 at 22:12
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Hira Chaudhry

Pahle India Phir Pakistan

A Pakistani politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked ""How can you afford all this on a meagre senator-s salary?""
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!

· 0 Like · Dec 19, 2018 at 13:12
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Eshwa Khan

Pagel Ledrka

EK USATD SCHOOL KE KMREY MAIN AAYA US NE SAWAL KYA BKE PUNKHA KES NE EYJAD KYA TO LEDRKE NE UTH KER KAHA KE PENKHEY NE

· 1 Like · Dec 19, 2018 at 05:12
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