Doctor aur Mareez

larki: doctor sahab meharbai kar ke mere boyfriend ko andar bula lein.
doctor: darnay ki koi baat nahee mein bohat shareef aadmi hoon.
larki: nahee, aapki nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera boyfriend ek number ka kameena hai.

Doctor: Aap Ki Kidney Fail Hogyi Hai..

Patient: Wah! Wah!
What A Joke Meri Kidney To Kabhi
School Gayi Hi Nahi..

Mareez: Naak ki surkhi door karne k liye mai aap se dawa le gaya tha. Lekin is k istemal k baad meri naak neeli ho gai hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi, hum aap ko dosri dawa de dain ge waise aap ko konsa rung pasand hai?

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete
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Admi:"Lage raho,
Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"....

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.