Ustaad aur Shagird

do bachay imtehan de rahay thay
examiner bohat sakhta tha, bilkul bhi naqal nahee karne de raha tha
aik bachay paper par kuch likh kar examier ko de diya to examiner khamoshi se ja kar kursi par beth gaya
dosra bacha: yaar tu ne kya likha
pehla bacha: mene likh ke sir aap ki pent phati hui hai

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

Sir:kabhi tum ne koi naik kam kia ha? Boy: yes sir: Wo kya? Boy:1 boorha admi aram sy ghar ja raha tha meny kutta pechy Lagaya wo jaLdi ghar phnch gaya.

Ustaad: Aisi cheez ka naam batao jis ki 6 taangain aur 2 sar hun.
Shagird: "Ghora aur us ka Sawar."

Aik Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha:
Maam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Madam:
Oh, Very SWEET..

BACHA Apnay Dost Se:
Dekha, Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai.

Studnt: Sir log Urdu English men bat karte hen, Math men Q Nahi?
Sir: Zyada 3,5 na kar.,
9,2,11 hoja..
Warna 5,7 dhar dunga...
6 k 36 Nazar aynge oor 32 k 32 bahir aa jayengy.
studnt: Sir G urdu, English hi theek hy
math waqai bakwas subject hy...

ustaad: bhens ki kitni tangen hoti hain ?
shagird : sir! yeh to koi bewaqoof bhi bta day ga .
ustaad : isi liye to tum se pooch raha hon .