Jokes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Ek Sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha,
Bivi Se Pucha- Bakra Kaha Se Aya?
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Bivi- Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the.
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Mar 27, 2018 at 03:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Yaseen
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha.
"Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??
Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."
Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha..
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare..
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Hathi Bola:" Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko ??
Sher Bola:" Ye Saala Roz Charas peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai.."
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Mar 26, 2018 at 20:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mahrukh Nida
Ek Bewda Daru Shop Ke Malik Ko Phone Karke Puchh Raha Hai.
Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..
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Mar 26, 2018 at 12:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Rumana Shahzad
Mujhe Shaadi Nahi Karni,
unmarried Man: Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai...
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Married Man:" Shaadi kar lo... fir 1 hi aurat
se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi
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Mar 26, 2018 at 05:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Rumana Shahzad
Meray Dost Ne Ye Tasveer Topi Pehan Kar Khinchwai Thi
sardar jee foto grapher se: meray dost ne ye tasveer topi pehan kar khinchwai thi kiya aap kisi tarha se ye topi utaar saktay hain,
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.
foto grapher: jee haan janab leken aap ke dost ulti maang nikalte hain ya seedhi,
sardar jee ne chand lamhey socha our bolay yaar jab aap topi utaro ge to khud hi pata chal jaiga.
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Mar 25, 2018 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Baap Aur Beta
Aleezay Abbasi
Tumhara Result Acha Nahin Aaya
police constable: tumhara result acha nahin aaya aaj se tumhara khelna our t v band
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
bacha: ye pachas rupay pakro our mamla yahin khatam karo
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Mar 25, 2018 at 14:03
Category: baap-aur-beta
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki
Alishba Khan
Ek Din Larki Ne Larke Se Sawal Kiya
ek din larki ne larke se sawal kiya tum mera saath kab tak chahte ho
larka ro dia our apne aanso ka ek qatrah samander main gira dia our kaha jab tak tum is aanso k qatray ko dhond na lo
is per samander bhi ro dia our bola ae pakistaniyon tum itni fankarian kahan se seekh kar aatay ho.
larka ro dia our apne aanso ka ek qatrah samander main gira dia our kaha jab tak tum is aanso k qatray ko dhond na lo
is per samander bhi ro dia our bola ae pakistaniyon tum itni fankarian kahan se seekh kar aatay ho.
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Mar 25, 2018 at 07:03
Category: larka-aur-larki
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Obaid Kayani
Kaka Subah Sawairay Utha Karo Is Ke Bohat Faiday Hain
kaka subah sawairay utha karo is ke bohat faiday hain
dekho jo chirya subah sawairay uthti hain in ko kiray makoray khane ko mil jatay hain,
madam jee our jo kiray subah sawairay uthtay hain in ko jaldi uthnay ki saza bhi to milti hai.
dekho jo chirya subah sawairay uthti hain in ko kiray makoray khane ko mil jatay hain,
madam jee our jo kiray subah sawairay uthtay hain in ko jaldi uthnay ki saza bhi to milti hai.
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Mar 24, 2018 at 22:03
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Farhan Bilal
Mohabat Ka Safar Lamba Hy To Kya Hua?
MohAbaT Ka SaFar Lamba Hy To Kya Hua?
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ThoRa Tum ChALo
ThoRa Hum ChaLeN
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Phr "RIKSHA" Krwa Len Ge
Ki KhaYaL ae??.
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ThoRa Tum ChALo
ThoRa Hum ChaLeN
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Phr "RIKSHA" Krwa Len Ge
Ki KhaYaL ae??.
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Mar 24, 2018 at 15:03
Category: miscellaneous
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