Jokes

Train Me Paas Rakhi Boriya Dekh Ek Aadmi Bola-
Bhaiya Bori Pe Baith Jaun??
2nd- Nahi, Tarbooj Foot Jeyenge
1st- Ohh, Isme Tarbooz Hai??
2nd- Nahi, Isme To Keel Hain.
Tarbooj To Aapki Tashreef hai

#jokes

Pathaan: CHiCKEN t0h B0HT ACHA Bana Hai
Par
TH0RA AJEEB Sa TASTE ky0n Hai.. ??

Sardaar: Banaaty Huay Murgi Ki Taang Jal Gai THi
T0H Main Ne "BURN0L" Laga Di = P = D

Boy is depressed bcoz:
- Job jane wali hai :(

- Aadhi umar beet gayi, abhi tak shaadi nahin hui :/

- Credit card ka bill kaise doon ga?

- Uff! CNG ki line....
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Girl is depressed bcoz:
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Donon eye liner barabar nahin lgtay B-):p

Papu ki maa : Papu meri juti lab k dy .

Genus papo:
Go to the computer and open the google .com or likha :

www. Babay de khaby pair di juti .com
and
search

or
kuch dhair bd rply aya . .
Oy Bhootni deya.

A google.com a

tery babay weraa nai.

Ek Larka bahot Kamzoor tha
Uski maa us ko Dr k pass le gai.
Dr. ne check up k baad us k 2no Hathelion per Plastar Bandh Diya,
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2 week baad larka Bilkul Sehat Mand Ho gaya...
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Tu cartoon network dekh
Teri samajh main POGO bhi nhi aaye ga.

A Great Example Of Matlabi Girls:-
girl-hi
admin-hi
girl-can v be freinds
admin-y not
girl-plz tag my page
admin-ohk
after taging...
admin-done
girl-(no rply)
admin-r u dere
girl-(no rply)
admin-plz reply
girl-(no rply)
admin removed tag...
girl-hi
admin-ab kya hua
girl-vo ntwrk slow ho gya tha
admin-ohk....
girl-plz make me admin of ur pagethen..
girl-hi
girl-ru dere?????????
girl-y nt rplyng
girl-???????
girl-??????
girl-????
girl-???
girl-??
girl-?
Moral:-Jese Ko Tesa...