Jokes

Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz contest,

By his Terrific Reply..!!

Question:" Whats the Opposite of
''BARCELONA''... ??
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PAPPU:" ANDAR SE DO NA''..!!

PAPPU ke liye taaliya..

Hahahaha.. Thoko Like

1st Girl:"Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi bharosa Nahi..Main To Ab Uska Mooh Bhi Nahi Dekhungi..
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2nd Girl:"Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya.. ??
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1st Girl:"Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai..
Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai..:O
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Jhootha Dhokhe baaz Kameena...

Kon Dhokhe baaz hai...jo Samajh gaye Wo ''Like'' Thoko

ek sikh talab k kinare betha tha wahan ek mandak a gaya or bola sikhaon k dimagh nai hote...
sikh! hote han
mandak! nai hote nai hote nai hote..
ye kah kr mandak ne talab me chalang laga di.
sikh! le adey che khud khushi karn di ki zrorat c..

Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

Boy:"Aaj accident hua,uff
Marte- Marte bacha hu..
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Dad:"Tumhari hi galti hogi..
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Maa:"Beta thik to ho na.. ??
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Sis:"Bhai kahi chot to nahi aayi.. ??
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Bro:"Yaar dhayan se chalayakar..
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Lover:"Tumhe mera Jara bhi khayal
nahi..
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Friend:"
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Ohh shit yaar..TEHRVI ke Laddu Milte-
Milte reh gaye...

Moral:"Dost hote hi kamine hai..

Thoko LIKE for Kaminey friends..

Wife : Kiya kar rahe ho?
Husband : Makkhian maar raha
hoon,
Wife : Kitni mari?
Hsbnd : 3 female,
2 male,
Wife : Tumhain Kaise pata?
Husband : 3 shishey k samney
baithi thi,
Or
2 gold leaf ki dabbi pe..

Mom:Beta apple khaega??
Son:No..

Mom: Beta banana khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Beta orange khaega??
Son:No

Mom: Saala baap pe gaya hai....
chapal hi khaega...

A man got a call from unknown
number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
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Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ??
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Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

teacher student sey : mein is baar MQM ko vote nhi dun ga is ko translate karO
Student: ap ki namaz-e-janaza namaz-e-magrib k baD ho gi