Miscellaneous

AYK DAFHA CLASS MEHEN SOOR HO RAHA THA KE ASTAD AAGHA US NEHEN KAHA KE TUM MEHEN SHARAFAT NEHEN HAY TW BECHEY NE KAHA HAY SER WO PAANY PEENEY GYA HAY

aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

one friend:yar agar duniya main pani na hota to kaya hota.
2nd friend:phir ham lagon ko milawat say pak milk milta.

mum: no son, u cant have money! i work uno!! money doesnt fall off trees! stop asking for it i need it!
son: then.... hmmm.... mum! y do banks have so many branches?

ek dafa ek sher mere saamne agaya uss ne meri taraf deekha main ne uss ki taraf dekha.uss ki ankhoon main khoon tha meri main ghosa.ussne apne panjhe upper karliye main apne haath.ussne meri taraf chalang lagayi main ne tv band kardi

aik pagal khanay may aik pagal dewar say
kaan(ear) luggay buhat daer say khara(stand) tha
aur aesa mehsoos ho raha tha jaesay ussay kuch sunnae day raha hai.
yae sub kuch doctor beatha deakh raha tha.jub buhat daer tuk wo issy hallat may khara raha toa doctor nay ussay puchanay key koshish key toa pagal nay ""shhh"" kar kay ussay chup rehnay ka isshara keya
doctor nay soacha deakhay toa sahe akhir baat kya hai.hosaqta hai is may say kohee awaz aa he rahe ho
yae soach kar wo be dewar say kaan(ear) lugga kar khara ho gaya.aur taqrebun 5min kay baad wo hatta aur pagal say kehnay lugga ""tum kya soun rahay ho""? mujay toa kuch sunnae nahee day raha hai.
pagal nay kaha
mai aik gaenthay(1 hour) say yaha kaan luggaey khara hu
jub mujay sunae nahe deya toa bhalla 5min may tujay kya sunae day gaa ....
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aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train.
The train goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri.
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very proper that
she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking: Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Musharaf is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.

AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.