Jokes

Wife:Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis aa gy.
Husband: Q Kya hua ?
Wife :Bahar gali me boht shoor tha log keh rahy thy, K Koi RUN Mureed gutter me gir gaya hai.
Husband: Fitay moun tera, Rana Mureed keh rahay thay Run Mureed nahi.

Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?

Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

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student- : miss home work kya tha lekin copy ghar par reh gayi .
teacher : to khud bhi ghar par reh jatay .
student- : aap achi lagti hain is liye aata hon .

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

Boy: Suno jana.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate #waqt baat nahikarte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein #cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

wife: please bike tez na chalaye muje darr lag raha hai.
husband: agar tumhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tara tum bhi ankhen band karlo