Jokes

Pathan apne bhai se: tum hamara shadi par kiya khas kare ga?
Bhai: hum tumhara shadi main hawai firing nahin balke khudkash dhama ke kare ga!!!

jitni duaen aap pakistan cricket team ke liye karte hain utni hi duayen agar aap meri shadi ke liye karte to aaj aap sab logon ki dawat hoti...

#kaka #jokes

woh mur mur kar hamen dekh rahe thay aur ham unhen
kyukay
paper mein na unhe kuch aat atha na hame

2 moqe p insan apne dost ko bhi bhool jata hai,
1: pyari si girl friend mill jaye,
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ya aaloo ki biryani main achanak boti mill jaye..

Funny moments of the students..
During exam:"
Yeh bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
Ye bhi ho gaya
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In Result:" yeh kyaa ho gaya...

Meera : Oye Mera Shampoo Ke Sath Wala Free Gift Do.

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Shopkeeper: Jee Us Ke Sath Koi Gift Nhi Hai.

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Meera: Bakwas Na Kero, Shampoo Pe Likha Hai: "DANDRUF FREE".

EDa tu Shokha

Dulha romantic Andaz me Bola:
may I Kiss u darling?
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Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
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Humne To kabhi
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Gairo ko b Manaa Nai kiya,
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Ab Aap To Fir b Apne Ho:

Woh ladai hi Kya jisme do-char
galliya na ho..
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Woh sasural hi kya jisme
do-char salliya na ho...