Jokes
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Haseeb Naqbi
Sawal Aur Jawab
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May 01, 2018 at 19:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Muzammil Shahzad
Kaan Bharna
Ustaad (Shagird se): Kaan bharne ko jumlay mai istemal karo.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.
Shagird: Kal mai ne ammi jaan k kaan mitti se bhar diye.
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May 01, 2018 at 12:05
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Muhammad Aftab
Yaar Agar Bhens Main Bhi Aqal Hoti To Kiya Hota
Dost: yaar agar bhens main bhi aqal hoti to kiya hota.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.
sardar jee: hona kiya tha. pher wo khud hi apne doodh main pani mila mila kar bichti rehti.
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May 01, 2018 at 05:05
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Ustaad Aur Shagird
Madiha Sultan
Which Part Of Human Body Expands10 Times Its Normal Size ??
Teacher:" Which part of Human
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
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Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
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Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
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Teacher:" Right !!
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Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!
Body expands10 times its
normal size ??
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Girl:" I can''t answer..
I Feel
Shy..:p
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Boy:" Its Pupil of Human Eye...
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Teacher:" Right !!
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Then Teacher turns to the Girl:"
U are Wrong and your Expectations are too
High.!!
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Apr 30, 2018 at 21:04
Category: ustaad-aur-shagird
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mian Chandio
Girl - Remove my top Justin bieber
Girl - Remove my top
Justin bieber - did it...
Girl - now remove my skirt
Justin bieber - did it...
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Girl - I will kill you justin if you wear my Clothes again
Justin bieber - did it...
Girl - now remove my skirt
Justin bieber - did it...
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Girl - I will kill you justin if you wear my Clothes again
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Apr 30, 2018 at 13:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Abdul Karim Khan
A Boy Was Sitting In A Park.
A BOY was sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girl Friend…
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha
An Old man:
Beta! Kia ye Hamari Tehzeeb hai?
Boy:
nahi uncle, Ye Defence wali nosheen hai. buahahahaha
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Apr 30, 2018 at 06:04
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Larka Aur Larki
Jiya Daniyal
How To Disturb.
How to disturb…”’
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? hahahahaa
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen?? hahahahaa
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Apr 29, 2018 at 23:04
Category: larka-aur-larki
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi
Aftab Ahmed
Pehli Bar Mera Gunghat Uthaya To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya??
WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??
Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.
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Apr 29, 2018 at 16:04
Category: miya-aur-biwi
Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi
Ameera Gul
Girl Friend Our Biwi Main Kitna Farq Hota Hai
Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
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Apr 29, 2018 at 09:04
Category: miya-aur-biwi
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