Jokes

aik sahib hanptay kanpate ghar mein daakhil hue. unhon ne haath mein aik chandi ka cup pakra howa tha biwi ne poocha. yeh cup kahan se mila ?
miyan ne kaha : daud mein first aaya hon .
biwi ne poocha : dosray aur teesray number par kon aaya ?
miyan ne kaha : dosray number par police constable aur teesray number par cup ka maalik .

#jokes

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho to aaina daikh lain.
Aap ki hansi chhoot jaye gi, Mazaq k ilawa :P

faqir: paanch rupay ka sawal hai baba
shaikh: puch shaid mujhe jawab aata ho!!!

bacha: miss hamare ghar munna aane wala hai
miss: tumhein kaise pata?
bacha: jab pichli baar ammi haspatal dakhil hui thin to munni aai thi
ab abbu dakhil hain!!!

kanton bharay raaste par kon aap ka sath de ga,
ammi abbu nahi khawand biwi nahi bhai bhen nahi dost nahi
balke sirf our sirf aap ki chappal

gul khan mochi!!!

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
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Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia.

Son: Dad apko pata chaly ke mai 1st division se pass howa hon tu apko kesa lagy ga?
Dad: Tu mai khushi se pagal hojawonga
Son: Bus esi dar se mai FAIL hogia.

Father: Beta raat ko kis waqt soye tay?
Son: Mai raat ko 2 baje tak parh raha tha
Father: Lekin 11 bajy tu bejli chali gayi thi
Son: Mai parhny mai etna magan tha ke bejli jany ka pata hi nai chala.

Ek nursery class ka bacha bola: Miss mai apko kesa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet
Bacha apne side ke larky se bola: Daikha mai ne kaha tha na, Line marti hai