Tag: Shagird

Ustaad: Jamat main kaun shor macha raha tha.
Shagird:Janab muhe nahin maloom main to apnee batoon main laga hua tha.
hahahahaha (hunsee aye to hanso)

ustad shagird se!barf ko jomley mai istimal karo .
shagird! pani thanda hai.
ustad!barf kaha chala gaya.
shagird!wo tho pigal gaya

Ustad: Andea aur Dandea Main Kia farq hai.
Shagird: Sir, Andey aur Dandey main kohi khas farq nahi.
Ustad: Who Kaise?
Shagird: Anda jisam key andar garmi paida karti hai, aur Danda jisam key bahir.

ustaad shagird sai aaj tum school late khyoon aaye ho shagird gir gaya tha lag gaye thi ustaad kahan gir gaye thai or kia lag gaye thi shagird masoomiyat sai palang per gir gaya tha or aankh lag gaye thi
hahahaha...

ustad:g ali ap batain k badal kyoun garajtay hain?
shagird:ustad kyoun k woh pahara yad kerta hoga.