Jokes

Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR .
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Main Ladki ke sath date par tha,
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mera dost uske samne aakar bola
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" kal wali Zyada achi thi "

Ek cockroach k marne se phle apne qaatil se akhri alfz "Aao mujhe mar dalo buzdl insan! Tum mujh se jalte ho Q k tumhri BV tum se nahi, mujh se darti hy"

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho
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Band car ko bhi hila deti hai...

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Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho
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Band car ko bhi hila deti hai...

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Dear girls, . .

Koi tumhe bewkoof kahe,
stupid kahe to Ghabrana mat, . .

Himmat se kam lena, . .
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Chair pe baith jana Or Sochna Ki
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Saale ko pata kaise chala.

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.