Jokes

Bacha: Abbu mujhe motorcycle le kar dain.
Abbu: Beta ALLAH ne do tangain kis liye di hain.
Bacha: Aik kick marne k liye aur dosri gear lagane k liye.

Party mai maizbaan buhat pareshan hua kyun k log buhat thay aur khana kam tha aakhir wo mehmanon se bola jo log larkay walon ki side hain wo kharay hun, bees log kharay hue phir kaha k larki wale bhi kharay hun pachees log kharay hue.
Phir us ne kaha: Aap sab log chale jayen kyun k yeh Birthday Party hai!

Aik unparh larki ki shadi aik parhay likhay larkay se hui.
Aik din us ka shohar khana khate hue galay mai niwala phansne ki waja se mar gaya, larki us ki moat par ro ro kar keh rahi thi.
Haye Way pani vi nai mangya bus water water karda mar gaya.

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

Boy: Uncle theek hu, .

Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??

Boy: Bilkul Aapki zindagi ki tarah, . .

Buzurg: Matlab??

Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose .

Thoko like

Aik dehati ksi muqadma mai adalat mai paish hua aur bayan daine laga. thori dair baad judge ne kaha. Tumhari baatain meri samajh nahi aa rahi behtar hai tum koi wakeel kar lo.
Dehati (Saadgi se): wakeel to aap karen jinhen baat ki samajh nahi arahi.