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Mohammad Ali Khan
From : Pakistan
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 45
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Followers : 0 Total Updates : 45
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Social Wall / Photos
Mohammad Ali Khan
Tension Before Exams
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Dec 10, 2018 at 10:12
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
School
aik aurat apnay beatay ko janjour rahi thi school ka waqut hogaya hay tumay school jana hay ammy main school nahi jaun ga mojey school say nafrat hay bachay moujy pasand nahi kartay ustad mojay nafrat ki niga say daktay hay mojay school ka sara staf napasand karta hay magar tumay school jana hay abb tum bachy nahi rahay 40 sall kay hochokay aur school kay head master ho.
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Oct 09, 2018 at 19:10
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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Joogar
ek american pakistan aata hai woh taxi rok ker kehta hai clifton jaana hai taxi wala kehta hai main nahen jaa raha abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai ye joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar nahen bataoon ga bohat keemti hai doosri taxi main bitha deta hai doosri taxi raastay main kharab ho jaati hai american poochta hai abb kya ho ga taxi waala kehta hai abhi joogar karta hoon american poochta hai joogar kya hai taxi wala kehta hai joogar keemti hai nahen batoon ga american wapus america aata hai bush poochta hai pakistan main kya dekha wo kehta hai aur to kuch nahen un kai paas joogar hai bush bara heran hota hai aur musharaf ko pohone ker kay poochta hai joogar chahiey musharaf kehta hai joogar nahen mil sakta keemti hai bush kehta hai jang kai liey tayyar ho jao musharaf kehta hai koie baat nahen men abi joogar kerta hoon.
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Oct 06, 2018 at 05:10
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Quotes / Urdu Quotes
Mohammad Ali Khan
Kainat Ka Husn

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Oct 04, 2018 at 17:10
Category: urdu-quotes
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Umer
AIK CHOOHAY(MOUSE)NE HAATI KAY BACHY SE POOCHA ""YAAR TUMHARI UMER(AGE)KITNI HAI TO HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA 2 SAAL"". PHIR HAATI KAY BACHAY NE KAHA OR TUMHARI TO CHOOHAY KAY BACHAY NE KAHA KAY UMER TO MERI BHI ITNI HI HAI BUS ZARA BEEMAAR REHTA HOON
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Jul 29, 2018 at 13:07
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
A Kiss Per Yard
Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""
""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.
""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much
does it cost?""
""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.
""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards.""
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the
clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly
held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man
standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.
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Jul 16, 2018 at 00:07
Category: miscellaneous
Poetry / Love
Mohammad Ali Khan
Baar Baar Khud Ko Aa''eenay Mien Dekh Kar
Baar Baar Khud Ko Aa''eenay Mien Dekh Kar.....!!!
Kiyun Meri Ikloti Muhabbat Ko Nazar Lagatay Ho....???
Kiyun Meri Ikloti Muhabbat Ko Nazar Lagatay Ho....???
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Jun 04, 2018 at 03:06
Category: love
Poetry / Poetry Sms
Mohammad Ali Khan
Qaafiley Rait Huye Dasht Junoon Mein Kitne,
Qaafiley rait huye dasht junoon mein kitne,
Phir bhi awaara mizaajon ka safar jaari hai..
Phir bhi awaara mizaajon ka safar jaari hai..
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May 29, 2018 at 19:05
Category: poetry-sms
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Moulvi Sahab

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May 06, 2018 at 11:05
Category: miscellaneous
Mohammad Ali Khan
Gender : MaleCountry : Pakistan
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