Jokes

You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
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Stop counting smart one. Fish can''t drown

SHADI'' Karne Ke Baad Aur
"MOBILE" Lene Ke Baad Ek Hi Baat Ke Afsos
Hota Hai....
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.Ke Kuch Din Ruk Jata To Aur Accha "MODEL"
Mill Jata... :D ;p

Larka: Me aap se dosti karna chahta hoon;)

Larki : hamari dushmani kab thi "Bhaiyaaaa":p:o

(.")/ lo saari baat
<) ) hi khatam kar
./ | di Churail ne:p;):D

2 students raat mai parhty howy
1st: what''s the time?
2nd ne pathar utha kar samny ghar par mara
1 aurat nikli owr gussy se boli "Kameeno Ab tu so jawo raat ky 3 baj gaye hen.

1 Jagerdar k bachy kisi sy parh nahi rahy thy bht sy mastr aye hr koi un bachon ki wja sy wapis chla gya,

1 din 1 mastr shaher sy aya or un ko prhany ka wada kia,

Parhai k wqt bachon sy bola k tm log bunty khelo, Bachy bht khush hye
Khelne k bd mastr ny 1 bachy sy pocha k tmhry pas ktne bunty thy?

Us ny kaha 3, master bola k 2 tmhry bhai k pas chly gye tmhry pas ktne bachy?

Pechy sy us ka bhai bola,
Oye,na dassi, mastr parhanda paya e ;)

Ek Sardaar Kele K Chilky Se Phisal K Gir Gaya
Aagy PHiR D0SRY Chilky Se Phisal K Gir GAYA Ab Teesry Chilky K0 Dekh Kr B0LA ..
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0h Shhiitt... Fer Diggna Penaa = P = D

D0CT0R: Sardaar Jee, Accident Kaise Hua Aap Ka ??

Sardaar: 0h Yar Main M0RR KATTAN Lagga C.. = $

D0CT0R: t0h Kya Aaagy GAARi Aa Gai.. ??
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Sardaar: Nahi 0yee.. Aggy M0RR e Nahi C = P = D