Jokes

miyan biwi shopping ke liye bazaar gaye .
biwi ne kaha : kitni ajeeb baat hai ke mere paas dupatta hai suit nahi, itar ki sheeshi hai itar nahi, angothi hai magar haar aur bunde nahi, mozay hain jootay nahi .
shohar ne thandhi aah bhartay hue kaha : mera bhi yahi haal hai, mere paas jaib hai paisay nahi .

#jokes #lateefay

1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...

Ghazab ka Nakhra Ajab Ye Style Hy, SmS Nahi karty Or kehty Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hy, Kanjusi ki Had To Dekho Touba Touba Itni bezti k bad B Chehre Pe Smile Hai. . kanjoos khai kay

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..

Full form of GIRL G: Gussa Hamesha Naak Per I: Itraane Me Sabse Aagey R: Rone Ki Automatic Machine L: Larne Me Subki Naani Phir Bhi Duniya Inki Dewani.

Girl: What''s the proof that you miss me ??

Boy:" See my cheeks,
My mom slapped me . . Because i was smiling while sleeping"Thinki ng of You"

Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar karte ho (^___^)

Boy:" Nahin,
Shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai.