Jokes

Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere
paas 14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

Tumhare paas kya hai?
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Garib aadmi: mere paas 1 jobless beta
hai,jiski girl friend teri beti hai..

Log apne kapdo ke style pe kitna paisa
barbad kar dete hain.

Jabki zindgi ke sabse haseen lamhe bina
kapdo ke guzar jate hain
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Yaha!!
Bachpan ki baat ho rahi hai jee.=D
=pppppppppp

Ap ki soch ko salam !!

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

SOLID BEIZZATI..... ;D
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai :
hii
friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka
mob. Leke
diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka
sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh
le,,...!!!....humse
kya poochti hai ''bhootni'' kahi
ki....;D ;D

Wo Kehti Hai :-
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Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR"
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Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR"
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Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR"
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Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
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Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR"
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Is Liye FB use Karo "DEAR" :-D

As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000......
Problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000.. :p

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

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