Jokes

Ek Bacha Roz Math K Sir K Ghar Pe Phone Karta

Sir Ki Wife: Kitni Baar Kaha Wo Mar Gaye Hain.
Baar Baar Phone Q Karte Ho??

Bacha:
Sun K Acha Lagta Hai.

Larki Train main bethi book perdh rahi thi

Book ka name tha "The Perfect Men"

Pechay Sindhi betha Chupkay say woh
... Book perdh raha tha,

Book main likha tha K SPAIN k mard
"ROMANTIC" or Sindhi Mard "BAHADUR"
hote hain.

Kuch Dair baad larki ne pechay dekha
or sindhi say uska name poocha.

Sindhi: "RONALDO SOOMRO".

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
.
Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
.
Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

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Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
.
Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
.
Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon

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If U pass in exams:

Mom’s words:
Bahut khushi ki
bat hai !
...
Dad :
Mere beta sher
hai !

Lover :
So sweet..

&

Frnds :
Dhokebaaz, kaminey,
oye ! kab parhaa be tune
itna ?

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Prove that
2/10=2
!
American students
Wrong question.
... !
British student:
It cant be done. Math error
!
australian student:
It''s strange, how is it possible?
!
Pakistani student:
Two/ Ten = wo / en
T se T cancel.
(in a,b,c
w= 23rd letter,
o= 15th letter,
/
e= 5th letter
n= 14th letter)
So
=23+15/ 5+14
=38 / 19
=2
We never ask ...
Ans kia hai?we only ask,
Ans Kia lay kr ana hai?
Dedicated to all Pakistani students...:D

Rasheed hospital kyun pohanch gaya?
"Wo kal muneer sahab k ghar mai muneer sahab ki tarah zindagi basar karne ki koshish kar raha tha k upar se muneer sahab aa gaye."