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Farhan Bilal

Banta: A Truth Can Walk Naked... But A Lie Always Needs To Be Dressed.

Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.

Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!

· 0 Like · Oct 23, 2014 at 05:10
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Arsalan Ahmed

Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do?

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?

Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

· 0 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 21:10
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Hafiz Mehran

A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Her Door Bell. Santa Doesn'...

A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again. Santa replies, "I have been coming daily for the last 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out."

· 0 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 14:10
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Hafiz Usman

Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Right Above The Dining Table.

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 11:10
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Samra Ali

Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

· 3 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 04:10
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Muhammad Aftab

Santa Bought A Car On Loan From A Bank. He Did Not Pay The Dues; The Bank Took Away His Car.

Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.

Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

· 0 Like · Oct 21, 2014 at 04:10
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Asma Altaf

Doctor: Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid. When did You Have Your Last Drink?

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?

· 0 Like · Oct 20, 2014 at 11:10
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Sana Ali

Banta To Santa: What, According To You, Is The Difference Between A Wife And A Girl Friend?

Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?

Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!

· 0 Like · Oct 20, 2014 at 10:10
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Anam Lateef

Santa Talking 2 His Son, Pappu: U Should Never Lie. One Lie ...

Santa talking 2 his son, Pappu: U should never lie. One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it, U become a lawyer.

· 0 Like · Oct 20, 2014 at 07:10
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