Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Farhan Bilal
Banta: A Truth Can Walk Naked... But A Lie Always Needs To Be Dressed.
Banta: A truth can walk naked... but a lie always needs to be dressed.
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
Santa: Now I understood why females keep buying clothes!
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Oct 23, 2014 at 05:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Arsalan Ahmed
Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday. I'm Trying To Cry But Tears Are Not Coming Out, What To Do?
Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.
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Oct 22, 2014 at 21:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Hafiz Mehran
A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Her Door Bell. Santa Doesn'...
A lady calls Santa for repairing her door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again. Santa replies, "I have been coming daily for the last 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out."
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Oct 22, 2014 at 14:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Hafiz Usman
Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Right Above The Dining Table.
Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
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Oct 22, 2014 at 11:10
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Samra Ali
Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Oct 22, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Muhammad Aftab
Santa Bought A Car On Loan From A Bank. He Did Not Pay The Dues; The Bank Took Away His Car.
Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Oct 21, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asma Altaf
Doctor: Your Heavy Drinking Is Making You Paranoid. When did You Have Your Last Drink?
Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
did you have your last drink?
Santa: What do you mean, last?
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Oct 20, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sana Ali
Banta To Santa: What, According To You, Is The Difference Between A Wife And A Girl Friend?
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
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Oct 20, 2014 at 10:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Anam Lateef
Santa Talking 2 His Son, Pappu: U Should Never Lie. One Lie ...
Santa talking 2 his son, Pappu: U should never lie. One lie begets another lie; then another lie; and b4 U realise it, U become a lawyer.
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Oct 20, 2014 at 07:10
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