Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Alisha Khan

Q: Why Was Santa Writing The Exam Near The Door?

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

· 0 Like · Oct 19, 2014 at 18:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Fayyaz Karimi

Barber To Banta: You Are Losing Your Hair Fast, Sir! Are You Doing Anything To Save It?

Barber to Banta: You are losing your hair fast, Sir! Are you doing anything to save it?

Banta: Yes, I am getting a divorce!

· 0 Like · Oct 19, 2014 at 05:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Madiha Shahid

Preeto 2 Maid: Oh Kanta, I Hv Reason 2 Suspect That Banta Is Having An Affair With His Secretary.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.

Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 23:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Maryam Rauf

Bar Owner: You Can't Stand Here. You're Blocking The Fire Exit.

Bar owner: You can't stand here. You're blocking the fire exit.

Santa: Don't worry. If there's a fire, I won't be standing here!

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Kainaat Siddique

Santa Was Weeping At A Grave, "why Did You Die? Why Did You Die? Your Death Ruined My Life."

Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

Banta: For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend?

Santa: My wife’s first husband.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Banta: What Are You Going To Do Today?

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 10:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Luqman Mali

The Security Guard Saluted Santa When He Checked Out Of The Hotel.

The security guard saluted Santa when he checked out of the hotel.

Santa: Take these 100 rupees.


Guard: Thank you, Sir!

Santa: "Thank you" baad me bolna, mujhe khulle chahiye, 50-50 ke do note hain?

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 08:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Jiya Daniyal

Santa Went Into A Public Toilet And Came Out After One Hour....

Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 05:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Obaid Kayani

A Lady Tells Santa, `if You Were My Husband, I Would Poison ...

A lady tells Santa, `If you were my husband, I would poison your drink`! Santa replied, `Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!`

· 0 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 01:10
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