Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Faiz Ahmed Khan

Banta: What's The Difference Between Us And Camels?

Banta: What's the difference between us and Camels?

Santa: They can work without drinking for 7 days

and

We can drink without working for 7 days!

· 0 Like · Oct 27, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Urooj Zahed

Santa Was Writing The Passive Voice Of 'i Made A Mistake.'

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 15:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mooria Ul Ain

Banta: What Is The Penalty For Bigamy?

Banta: What is the penalty for bigamy?

Santa: Two mothers-in-law.

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 13:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Obaid Kayani

Preeto: Dancing Is In My Blood.

Preeto: Dancing is in my blood.

Banta: It means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Santa: Sorry, I Missed Your Call.

Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.

Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.

Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 10:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Iqra Raheem

Santa: I Broke Down And Cried When My Wife Tried To Commit Suicide.

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

· 0 Like · Oct 26, 2014 at 06:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Saiqa Bukhari

Jeeto: You Don't Love Me At All.

Jeeto: You don't love me at all.

Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google.

· 0 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 17:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Safia Saeed

After Being Nicked Twice By The Barber's Razor, Banta Asked For A Glass Of Water.

After being nicked twice by the barber's razor, Banta asked for a glass of water.

"Sorry, Sir!", said the barber. "Is there a hair in your mouth?"

Banta: No, I want to see if my neck leaks!

· 0 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 02:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Daud Bhatti

Santa: Yesterday, I Was Really Bugged.

Santa: Yesterday, I was really bugged.

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.

· 0 Like · Oct 24, 2014 at 00:10
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