SantaBanta

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.

Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!

Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.

Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?

Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.

Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!

Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"

Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?

Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!

Santa: Yes, Officer.

Police Officer: Didn't you see the "Speed Limit" sign?

Santa: I did see the sign. I just didn't see you.

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Santa: If you aim it well enough!

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?

Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!