Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Abdul Khaliq

Santa: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously.

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.

· 0 Like · Nov 10, 2014 at 09:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Abdul Basit

"oh Love, What Did You Ever Do To Deserve A Wife Like Me?" Jeeto Said Looking Lovingly Into Her Husband's Eyes.

"Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?" Jeeto said looking lovingly into her husband's eyes.

Santa: I don't know, but I promise I'll never do it again!

· 0 Like · Nov 10, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Asiya Faheem

Santa And Banta Are Drinking At A Bar When Banta Falls Off His Stool And Slumps Motionless To The Floor.

Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.

Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"

· 0 Like · Nov 08, 2014 at 13:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Hafiz Usman

Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love?

Jeeto: What do you think about our love?

Santa: Try to count the starts in the sky.

Jeeto: Wow! So it's infinite!

Santa: No baby, it's a waste of time!

· 0 Like · Nov 08, 2014 at 04:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ebrahim Ali Ali

Santa To Psychologist, "my Wife Treats Me Like A Dog!"

Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"

Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?

Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!

· 0 Like · Nov 07, 2014 at 21:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mian Chandio

Santa: Yes, Officer.

Santa: Yes, Officer.

Police Officer: Didn't you see the "Speed Limit" sign?

Santa: I did see the sign. I just didn't see you.

· 0 Like · Nov 07, 2014 at 01:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Uzma Shaheen

Banta: Does An Apple A Day Really Keep The Doctor Away?

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Santa: If you aim it well enough!

· 0 Like · Nov 02, 2014 at 12:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amina Noor

Santa Gets Home From A Visit To The Dentist. His Wife Asks In Concern, `does Your Tooth Still Hurt?`

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Daud Bhatti

Jeeto (as Husband Is Leaving): Dear, Will You Remember To Bring Home Something For The Rats This Evening?

Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?

Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 05:11
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